The Reverse Broken Window Theory Part I

Ever feel like you’re being ignored
By advertisers
Ever feel like you’re not included
In the census

Inoffensiveness is offensive
In a environment so vulgar
Broken glass everywhere
Is preferable to broken social contracts

Well no one’s middle class anymore
And there sure as hell aint no retirement age

You realize now
You’re the underclass
Permanently forsaken
By the landed gentry
You realize now
It’s taken for granted
That you’ll offend
So y’best offend productively

So drive down property values
So drive up crime
Break some bank windows, it’s fine

A phobia of eyesores
And the doors
Swing both ways

If you’re not even considered
Then consider yourself
Below the radar

So drive down property values
We are all crime
The appearance of disorder
Lets us thrive